Gnome in Guerneville.

I pulled over in front of this crappy motel to take a picture of this crazy gnome. I was parked there for 30 seconds and this guy (the owner of the crappy motel) comes out and gives me attitude. I wanted to say "Dude, no one is going to park in your only parking spot, so step off. I'm only going to take a picture of this crazy gnome, and the I'll be on my way." But I didn't. I just jumped out of the car, took a quick snap and peeled out of into the swampy bog lands that are the Russian River.