Augustus Gloop / Augustus Gloop / The great big greedy Nincompoop / Augustus Gloop, so big and vile, so greedy foul and infantile / Come on, we cried, the time is right to send him shooting up the pipe / But don't, dear children be alarmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed, Augustus Gloop will not be harmed / Although of course we must admit, he will be altered quite a bit / Slowly wheels go round and round, and cogs begin to grind and pound / We'll boil him for a minute more, until were absolutely sure that out he comes by not by grace, a miracle has taken place / This greedy brute, this louces ear, is loved by people everywhere, for who could hate or bare a grudge against a luscious peace of fudge?